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Blonde mænd - M@X 2.1 - 20-03-2016
FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later! Blonde jokes that target the men...
*A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
*A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND"
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
*A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"-- "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
*A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
*An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off
their boats?" To which the blonde man replies, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat..”
*A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
*Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to
a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
*A woman phoned her blonde neighbour man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!”
mvh M@X 2.0
Blonde mænd - THORLAK - 20-03-2016
M@X 2.0,
Nu har jeg ikke så meget hår på hovedet mere, så jeg hev en dusk af røven i stedet for og den var vel nærmest "semi" blond. Hvis jeg har blonde hår i røven og du har hår i næsen skal vi så ikke binde dem sammen og lege fut-tog[
]Mvh Thorlak
[IMG] http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/jensthorlak_photo/test1.jpg[/IMG]Correct first shot placement, the rest is bullshit!
Blonde mænd - M@X 2.1 - 20-03-2016
Citat:quote:
Originally posted by THORLAK
M@X 2.0,
Nu har jeg ikke så meget hår på hovedet mere, så jeg hev en dusk af røven i stedet for og den var vel nærmest "semi" blond. Hvis jeg har blonde hår i røven og du har hår i næsen skal vi så ikke binde dem sammen og lege fut-tog[
Mvh Thorlak
[IMG] http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/jensthorlak_photo/test1.jpg[/IMG]Correct first shot placement, the rest is bullshit!
Nej tak Thorlak. Jeg ved godt hvad du gjorde ved ham den unge mand henne i Body Club.
http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/25-aarig-i-livsfare-fik-stukket-arm-i-anus-paa-sexklub/5985739
Og dine venner i swingerklubben advarer mod at du er til bindelege [B)][:0]
mvh M@X 2.0
Blonde mænd - Rolin - 20-03-2016
@M@X
Troede i kun kom på Blue Oyster Bar[^]
/Rolin
![[Image: image_zps40cd4b03.jpg]](http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh434/rolin_album/image_zps40cd4b03.jpg)
"Non timeo mori, nec vivere Vereor"
Blonde mænd - M@X 2.1 - 21-03-2016
Nej,øhh der må vi ikke komme mere.....noget med at de ikke brød sig om at Thorlak ikke kunne holde sig til egne fækalier.....og som hans Über pilot, så røg jeg osse ud, helt unødvendigt selvfølgelig. De mangler altid dværge.....
mvh M@X 2.0
Blonde mænd - THORLAK - 21-03-2016
Beklager svende, jeg er lesbisk fanget i en mandkrop.. er kun til damer og kun damer.
have a nice day[
][IMG] http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp238/jensthorlak_photo/test1.jpg[/IMG]Correct first shot placement, the rest is bullshit!
Blonde mænd - Marion Morrison - 21-03-2016
Jeg har samme lidelse som Thorlak..
Blonde mænd - dravis - 23-03-2016
Thorlak har bare hørt efter da han sad og så "Das Boot" sidst .. [
][][8D]Han synes det lød så hyggeligt det de to ubåds-matroser snakkede om ..
Hilsner
Dravis aka:FMJ
"Sapere Aude: Dare to KNOW!"
"Do not adjust your mind, there's a fault in reality"