Promise me you won't tell......

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A father asked Little Johnny, his 10-year old son, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed,
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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