Gamle sømænd og hvor hurtigt de sejler

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Ralph, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks in Dartmouth once more,
for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Ralph, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.

''Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?

'She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

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FKF

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